Monday, May 23, 2011

The Perfect Segue

(Sera was watching me bathe Ceilidh this morning and pointed to the plastic strainer covering the bath drain.)
Sera: "Why do you use that thing?"
Me: "It keeps Ceilidh's fur from clogging the drain."
Sera: "Clog? I clogged the toilet once because I had a big, big, BIG poop."

Darth Vader's Light Saber

(Sera's cousin, Aleksander, was over at the cottage, proudly wielding his toy blue light saber)
Me: "Wow, Aleksander, that's a pretty cool light saber. Is that the same as Luke Skywalker's?"
Aleksander: "No, not Luke's. This is Darth Vader's."
Sera: "No! Darth Vader's is red!"
(My daughter is SO cool!!)