That's terrible!

Sera: "Mom, why does Jillian wake me up in the middle of the night?"
Mom: "Because she cries sometimes."
Sera: "But I don't want her to wake me up in the middle of the night. That's terrible!"

Vitamins

("Amma" is what Sera calls my mom.")
Sera: "Amma has to take lots of vitamins every morning because she's old."

Hot Dog

(Sera's eating a hot dog.)
Mom: "Careful, Sera. It's hot.
Sera: "Yeah, I know. It's a hot dog."

Snowboarding

Me: "Sera, do you want to try snowboarding today?"
Sera: "But Mom fell on her face."
Me: "Oh, you heard about that story, did you?"