Hide and Go Seek

(What Sera says when playing hide and go seek instead of "Ready or not, here I come"):
"Wherever you're hiding it doesn't matter because I'm going to find you if you're ready or not because here I come."

Bossy Boots

"I'm not being bossy. I'm just telling you what to do."

Ice Pants

Me: "Sera, put your snow pants on so we can go outside."
Sera: "They're ice pants, Dad"
Me: "OK, put them on."
Sera: "They're ice pants, Daddy!"
Me: "Alright, then! Put your ice pants on so we can go outside."
Sera: "But you can use them in the snow too."

Sweet Randomness

"If you get too close to a snake or bumble bee, they'll bite you! But an elephant won't."

Don't Pick Your Nose

(Sera, knuckle-deep in the back seat of the car).
Mom: "Sera, don't pick your nose, or you won't have any friends. It's gross. "
Sera: (as if insulted): "My nose is NOT gross! "

Daddy's Little Helper

(While I'm filling Ceilidh's water dish and scooping some food into her bowl, Sera's watching from a few feet away.)
Sera: "I'm helping you feed Ceilidh. By standing here."

Wife beater

(After coming in the door from work, Sera runs up to tell me how she won a race against Mom earlier in the day): Daddy! Daddy! I beat your wife today!