Italy

(Sera's learning her letters. Everyday she'll pick a word for Mom to write on the chalkboard, then will try to copy the letters underneath herself. When I get home from work, Sera likes to show me the word she wrote)
Me: "Whoa that's a big word, Sera. Can you tell me what letters are in that word?"
(she points to each letter in succession)
Sera: "S...C...I...S...S...O...R...S"
Me: "And what word does that spell?"
Sera: "Italy!"

Booger Cooker

Sera: "Dad, when you come home from work today can you get me my pink bucket that's under the... it's under the... it's under.....umm............ it's.... under.... the.... it's under the booger cooker."
[WTF?!!]
Me: "Booger cooker?... Do mean burger cooker? the BBQ?!"

Eggs!

(on the morning of my birthday)
Mom: "Sera, do you know what's special about today for Daddy?"
Sera: "Yeah! We're having eggs for breakfast!"

That's terrible!

Sera: "Mom, why does Jillian wake me up in the middle of the night?"
Mom: "Because she cries sometimes."
Sera: "But I don't want her to wake me up in the middle of the night. That's terrible!"

Vitamins

("Amma" is what Sera calls my mom.")
Sera: "Amma has to take lots of vitamins every morning because she's old."

Hot Dog

(Sera's eating a hot dog.)
Mom: "Careful, Sera. It's hot.
Sera: "Yeah, I know. It's a hot dog."

Snowboarding

Me: "Sera, do you want to try snowboarding today?"
Sera: "But Mom fell on her face."
Me: "Oh, you heard about that story, did you?"